lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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Me when I actually pass an exam.

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illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

(Source: illkim)

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coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

(Source: kimkangaskhan)

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23deecy:

tehcheshirecat:

It’s almost 4am, and I’m still just halfway done with Microbiology. And it’s not even because it’s long or difficult to study. I only have 15 topics, and most are short. Plus I had Microbiology back in college, so a lot of it is just recall. I’m just really lazy and I keep procrastinating. GAAAAH.

This is what I get for not going to a coffee shop to study. And playing the guitar all afternoon instead of sleeping first. *sigh*

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you can do it Bro, i know you can :)

*hugs back*

Thanks! I know I can finish this. I actually do like Microbio. It’s my favorite subject from all the ones I have now. I just really really feel like doing everything else other than study because my carefree (careless, really) brain has a god complex and thinks it can just ace the exam without studying… which is totally not true. :))

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dcpdreamscometrue:

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

i will never get over this

(Source: 42g33ks)

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